Beer. Nookie. Roommates. It's another Friday night at Chez Geek. Set up house with your friends – for as long as you can stand them. Get a job – they're all bad. Spend money and your precious spare time to accumulate Slack points. Drink cheap booze, hang out at the cafe, and play with the cats. Do unto your roomies before they do unto you. What other game gives you points for sleeping?

Just remember, when your roommate and his S.O. keep you up all night: You can't throw them out. They live here.